10 things i hate about you poem (adapted)

I hate the way you talk to me,

And the way you don't care.

I hate the way you ignore the problems,

I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb stones,

And the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

Even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when I can't get mad at you,

And the fact that you're so tall.

But mostly I hate the way that I don't hate you,

Not even close...

Not even a little bit...

Not even at all.